I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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