I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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