Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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