on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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