Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
This is my gift to your gina
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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