I should be sponsored by Trojan
handjob tips. give me some.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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