so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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