why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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