winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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