Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
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