She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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