I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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