I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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