Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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