Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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