whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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