she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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