is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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