Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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