just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
whose ass print is on the piano?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
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