If that was your dad, he is hot
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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