Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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