Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
My balls are so social today.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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