Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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