It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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