Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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