my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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