Apparently you make a good broom.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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