everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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