It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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