If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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