Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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