oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I intend to get homeless drunk
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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