We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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