we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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