My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Randomize
