You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
