I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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