I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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