these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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