I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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