I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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