I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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