yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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