hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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