Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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