So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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