Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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