My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Where did you get a picture of my penis
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I'm having to shit out rocks
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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