I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Randomize
