he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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